“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

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heyfunniest:

http://twitter.com/DavidKrap

mrscphillips:

Look at this guy

he has three fucking arms

if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will

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yelyahwilliams:

Yes VHS, I still love you!!! I love you in Wayne’s World and Son-In-Law, in particular!

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g0lden-gl0w:

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sherryateandybiersack:

damn rhodes

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